ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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cakejam:

"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

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foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via hazelua)